let's talk about my coworkers a bit ( Read more... )

today, i got an award at work and was told that they're gonna keep me forever ( Read more... )

sometimes,
i wonder how people function in society
without others clubbing them to death
with large, heavy sticks.

buh-fucking-zinga.

i got orange juice, two days off, my homework done, and ideas ( Read more... )

did you find everything you were looking for today?

i forgot how much your feet hurt after standing for six hours straight.

but hey, even our ceo's wear the apron!

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